Unite the Beards is a new and remarkably naïve organization that wants to bring hipsters and Hasidic Jews together.
They see this as an invasion and in a sense, they’re right.
The Amish do well with Rumspringa because it’s not on their turf and it’s only two years.
If you had chicks who dress like they’re in a ZZ Top video living in an Amish community, Rumspringa would quickly become a permanent Rum SCHWINGa and the Amish would be done.
HATE HIPSTERS The Great Bike Lanes War of Williamsburg has been raging since at least 2009.
Hot girls on bikes ride through Hasidic communities flaunting their blasphemously saucy legs and ungodly cleavage.